Quotes by : Fran Lebowitz

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum.....

Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting....

There is no such thing as inner peace there is only nervousness and death.

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to....