Quotes by : Fran Lebowitz

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.....

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise....

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for....

There is no such thing as inner peace there is only nervousness and death.