Quotes by : Fran Lebowitz

London: A place you go to get bronchitis.

There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea....

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible....

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

My favorite animal is steak.

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.

The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to....

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.