Quotes by : Helen Fielding

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone.....

When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've....

It struck me as pretty ridiculous to be called Mr. Darcy and to stand on your own looking snooty at a....

As women glide from their twenties to thirties, Shazzer argues, the balance of power subtly shifts. Even....

I was writing an earnest novel about cruises in the Caribbean and I just started writing 'Bridget Jones'....

It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable....

Is the whole world doomed to emotional trauma?

I mean, I haven't rushed to the answerphone once to see if anyone's aware of my existence in the world!....

Oh God, what's wrong with me? Why does nothing ever work out?

Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my clothes.......