Quotes by : Janet Evanovich

Cripes, I can’t keep up on this political correct shit. I don’t even know what to call myself. One....

...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags....

Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers....

Sure, he was attracted to her, but women always had to go beyond that.Women [had] nesting fantasies.....

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her."Ranger

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run....

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have....

Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in....

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in,....

Money isn’t everything.’‘The only people who say that are people who have enough money to pay the....