Quotes by : Janet Evanovich

Cooking wasn’t so bad, I thought. In fact, it was a lot like sex. Sometimes it didn’t seem like such....

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

They were actually sitting at a table, like two old friends, not like the hunterand the hunted. And it....

Lots of times I’m not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better.....

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run....

When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still....

Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into....

I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.

On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have....

That's disappointing," Nick said. "I was hoping to see you in action again. It's kind of sexy in a violent,....