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Author - Janet Evanovich
Quotes by : Janet Evanovich
humor
That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your....
morelli
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.
women
Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental....
humor
He's going to jail. He can't see. He can't hear. He can't take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes.....
kindlehighlight
When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still....
kindlehighlight
Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.
cute
Then I had to decide if I needed to wear shoes that kicked ass or were good for ass kicking, on account....
comedy
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And....
vampire
Now that we know you're not a hundred percent vampire you should stop trying to suck necks," I said to....
humorous
As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her....
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