Quotes by : Steve Martin

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is....

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

I love technology, and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you....

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered....

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments....

she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses.

When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore.