Quotes by : Steve Martin

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

If you saw her in these moments, you might think she was collecting her thoughts in order to go forward.....

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

Thankfully, perseverance is a great substitute for talent.

both you and paintings are layered… first, ephemera and notations on the back of the canvas. Labels....

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard.....

And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries....