Quotes by : Steve Martin

If you saw her in these moments, you might think she was collecting her thoughts in order to go forward.....

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes.....

I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to....

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to....

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be....

...teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining,....

When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore.