Quotes by : Steve Martin

I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to....

I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much....

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be....

I love technology, and I love science. It's just always all in the way you use it. So there's no - you....

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact,....

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.

Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments....