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Author - Steve Martin
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humor
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
Chaos
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
humor
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be....
Problem
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered....
painting
both you and paintings are layered… first, ephemera and notations on the back of the canvas. Labels....
money
I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks.....
Comedy
I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining,....
words
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
hilarious
And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries....
College
When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore.
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