Quotes Tagged With :comedians

No small part of the club's audience consisted of would-be comics, as well as the leading comics of the....

I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

I know a lot of sad people who aren't comedians.

Are we not all actors playing parts in another person's play?

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people....

Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no....

Comrades, we are going to try to cheer you up, and our sense of humor will help us in this endeavor,....

There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of....

Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.