Quotes Tagged With :comedians

HECKLER: Say something funny!COMEDIAN: I don't do requests.

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people....

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

There isn't a thing I can't do now that I didn't do when I was twenty-one...which gives you an idea of....

Finally, my watchers had to fess up. In embarrassed and genuinely polite tones, they said they had no....

This is the funniest book I’ve ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist....

Comedians are people who embarrass themselves in style.

No small part of the club's audience consisted of would-be comics, as well as the leading comics of the....

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.