Quotes Tagged With :foible

I never gossip but I can give you the names of certain people who do.

I mean, you may cause others a spot of bother by your weaknesses, perhaps, but coping with you may possibly....

I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.

Let's just say he has too many pigeons on his antenna.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.

I'm not at all stuck up . . . although judging from those around me I have every right to be.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.